So, I'm at that age where people keep asking me when I'm going to have kids. Here are some reasons why I'm not... I like kids, I just want to be able to give them back when I'm done with them. :)
1. The only beverages I regularly have in my house are coffee and water.
2. I got a plant a week ago. I've already forgotten about it, and when I stumbled across it today, it's already half dead.
3. When my nephews cry or scream, I mock them and then explain how silly they're being (they're one and two years old)
4. Car seats take up a lot of room.
5. I purposefully park in "parent" parking stalls, because I believe your kids can walk across the parking lot.
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hehe. I like this.
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